Sunday, December 21, 2008

Kurt Murphy is AWESOME!

Is there a cooler wrestler in the Frontier Anarchy Grappling Syndicate than Kurt Murphy? He is so HAAAWWWTTT!

That nasty slut Sally Fingerle is trying to get all jiggy with him, but I think he's smarter than that. Kurt, if you're reading this, Sally Fingerle went down on the entire varsity basketball team on the back of the bus ride home from finals! I'm serious, and they were all sweaty and nasty and stuff but she didn't care because she is such a slut!

So hopefully you've got better sense than that and you won't be fooled by her evil succubus ways. I wanna have your baby, Kurt!

1 comment:

Beelzebubba said...

WHORE! muuuhuuuhaaaa! I love it! Nasty girl! Ypur mother sucks cocks in HELL! You will burn at the crotch and the soul Harlot!WHOOOAAAAHHHHHHEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAHHHH!

My pants are wet!
whaaaaaaaa!whaaaaa!